It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
