her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Alive.
So much puke
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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