i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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