hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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