I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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