I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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