doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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