your thong is hanging out like whoa
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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