is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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