Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Randomize
