all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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