His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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