I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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