There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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