I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
