is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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