Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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