I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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