: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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