There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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