I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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