Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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