Welp...herpes.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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