This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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