Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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