She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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