when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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