I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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