so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Two words: nipple clamps
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