So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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