Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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