It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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