Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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