i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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