I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I am available for nakedness
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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