My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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