38 yer olds are good kisserssss
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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