xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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