I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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