I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
These tits shall not be calmed
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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