it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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