she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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