What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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