why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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