it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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