Nicole vs. Life
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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