I'm going to jail i love you
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Boobs speak an international language.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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