Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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