I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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