This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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