My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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